Ron Simmons is better than The Rock.
“Wait, what did you just say?”
RON SIMMONS IS BETTER THAN THE ROCK. Pay attention.
Listen, I know that this is a fairly nuclear take. It’s been widely promulgated that the University of Miami’s own Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is the best combination of college football player and professional wrestler that the world has ever known. Well, I say this is false. I’ll even go a step further.
Balderdash.
Poppycock.
FLIM-FLAM.