Eyes on the Enemy: Florida State rival rundown

It’s been a long nine months, beloved audience.

Welcome back, once more, to the stupidest column on the smartest website. For those at home who are new, and those returning who just want the thrill of reading me repeat the obvious again, each week, our goal will be to observe the news surrounding Florida State’s biggest rivals and laugh accordingly at it. Last year’s iteration was more of a coping method, but if trends follow, here’s how things should go:

We’ll nervously chuckle at Clemson’s success, then laugh at its inevitable collapse as if we weren’t absolutely worried that they’d further pull away as the ACC’s elite.

Miami will receive the same scorn as it lucks its way into another…