[Editor's note: Can anyone stop the Bottom 10 juggernaut that is UConn? There are plenty of candidates, including ... Florida State and the Pac-12?]
Inspirational thought of the week:
I got a baby on the East Coast
I got a gig going on the West Coast
(I got a) suitcase full of sorrow
I'm so tired of paying traveling dues
Lonely in the evening
No good make-believing
Anyone else could make me happy
Like my little darling
One of these days I'm gonna pack
My bags and go way back home
Where I can see my baby on the East Coast
I got the blues
-- "West Coast Blues," Nancy Wilson
Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located behind the giant swimming pool of bleach where Penn State fans swim in their clothes before White Out games, we spend every Saturday night the same way we spend every Saturday morning, mainlining caffeine like it was being dispensed through a Formula One fuel injector.