Thanksgiving, the time of year to gather around the table and hate the person sitting next to you. That could be your uncle. It could be your in-laws. It could be your neighbor. No matter how you slice, we’ve all got that one person we’ve got to put up with as we gather around with family this week.
In college football, that is your rival.
The disgusting part of your city, state or region that you have to share a stadium with for 3+ hours to close out the season. It’s likely the team your uncle, in-laws or neighbor root for.