I am so angry right now! I was scheduled to go on the next episode of Shark Tank and pitch “BRANgelina”, an exciting new high-fiber breakfast cereal made into the shape of Brad and Angelina’s faces. I already paid for 6,000 boxes of the multi-colored marshmallows pressed into the shape of orphaned Third World adoptees.
Nevertheless, despite all the pain and suffering it will cause me and the rest of the world, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going busto. Angie hired private investigators to catch him cheating on her, which raises the question, just how good at cheating do you have to be to be one of the two or three most recognizable and paparazzi-blanketed men in the world – with every move you make watched, recorded and broadcast – and you still get away with cheating?