Round 8 kicks off tonight with the hated Whitecaps traveling to the even more hated Spork. Another middling draw would be excellent, but don’t hold your breath. FC Dallas trails the Sporkin’ Sporks of Sporkistan by 5 points, but they’ve got a couple of games in hand and it’s still pretty early in the marathon. This isn’t the case in Fantasy.
In the Big D League, there isn’t even one FCD supporter in the Top 20 at this point. In fact, at least one of every team’s supporters is ahead of Chips and Gruezo except for Columbus, Orlando City, Montreal, and Toronto.