The new season starts with a bang on Saturday as FC Dallas welcomes the revolving door of defensive midfielders known as the New England Revolution.
Many of you will be at Toyota Stadium, stuffing nachos into your faces and enjoying 8 oz beers. Some of you will be proudly wearing your handmade taco kits as a sign of deep pride. Others will wave your scarves in the Texas air and wrap your flags around your necks in joy. You will shout and scream and sing and laugh and moan.
The rest of us will be squinting at iPhone and tablet screens to watch our beloved team from across vast (possibly interstellar) distances.