As a country, we’ve doing a lot of winning this year (SO MUCH WINNING). The level of winning is such that you almost have to suspend disbelief to comprehend what actually happened. The US Men’s National Team, for the first time since a lot of the player pool has been alive, won’t be a participant in the FIFA World Cup. In other words, it’s time to do some scapegoating.
This is a time honored tradition in the United States, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t start with the real cause of the problem- Jurgen Klinsmann.