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D.C. United pipped Orlando City 1-0 in MLS on Wednesday, with Wayne Rooney once again scoring the pivotal goal that will live long in the memory.
With just 10 minutes played, Rooney picked the ball up deep inside his own half, looked up, spotted Orlando goalkeeper Brian Rowe had temporarily vacated his goal and proceeded to thump a monstrous shot in from where he stood.