‘You’re hustling me, aren’t you? Conor Coady said, with a wry smile. ‘Look at the stance! You’ve played, haven’t you?’
Looks, as always, can be deceptive. Any fears that Everton’s defender may have had before he stood on the oche next to your intrepid Sportsmail reporter for the latest round of “players v media” darts were swiftly and comprehensively dispersed.
Not since the late, great Jim Bowen beckoned the non-dart player over for the final challenge on Bullseye – the one who was most likely to pot a window than hit the board – have you seen three arrows thrown so badly.