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Tigers 0, Astros 5: Hope your mom didn’t watch this

This mother’s day, if there’s anything I wish, it’s that your mother isn’t a Detroit Tigers fan. If she is, then today’s loss probably doesn’t come as much of a surprise to her, but it’s definitely not the gift she might have wanted on her big day.

While both teams donned the newest edition of the mother’s day cap, an inexplicably beige... grey... greige number with minor pink elements, and players wore their pink sock and accessories, there was something the Tigers forgot in the clubhouse, or possibly at the hotel. Offense.

And while Dan might try and try again to remind us that “that wouldn’t have been a home run in any other park” it doesn’t matter when it counts in the park you’re playing in.