Come here, buddy. Have I got a deal for you?
My name is Al. Al Avila. I’m the general manager of the Detroit Tigers, and I’ll be your lead salesman today.
Don’t be shy. Come on in.
I want you to know that everything is for sale. Well, almost everything. Not those young guys in the corner, but darn near everybody else.
As long as it makes sense.
We accept Visa, MasterCard and even Kroger gas points, if you got ’em. But more than anything, we want players, a whole bunch of ’em. We need a little bit of everything.