Detroit Tigers: Spring Training’s Spiciest Takes Explained

We have all done it. It might be in a bar aided by some brews, maybe some itchy Twitter thumbs, a live lament after a bad play, a private conversation we aren’t quite comfortable enough to make public. But if one has watched Detroit Tigers baseball long enough, we have all had the hot take we have uttered at one time or another.

Heck, co-expert Chris Brown has this 2014 tweet pinned to the top of his own profile:

Admittedly, we get asked for this as opinion-givers. After all, is it truly entertaining and worth engaging about if there isn’t some sense of boldness to it? Spring Training, surprisingly, has offered no shortage of such declarations–shocking considering that many of the games to…