Somewhere in a Foxtown parking garage, Detroit Tigers general manager Al Avila gets into his car, not noticing a familiar person sitting in the passenger seat.
“Hello, Al Avila.”
“Akil Baddoo! What are you doing in my car?”
“Your offense’s warranty is expired. Also, I have a lot of free time while I’m on the Triple-A injured list.”
“Holy smokes!” exclaims another familiar face sliding into the back seat.
“Riley Greene? Didn’t you just go 2-for-3 in Lakeland on Saturday?”
“An offense out of warranty could cost you thousands of dollars, or at least any hope of finally ending all this rebuild talk.