You Know Who Isn't Better Than You? Kirk Gibson

Don't let that self assured smile fool you, Kirk Gibson is no better than the sleaziest of street walkers and wall-street bankers and street walkers that canoodle with Wall Street bankers only to fall in love because deep, deep down, the street walker has a great heart, and also a urinary-tract infection.  What was I talking about? Oh, Gibson, yeah, he'll do anything for money:

A conversation circa 1985 in the NBD offices:

NBD Marketing Director: Great work today on the commercial Mr. Gibson.

Gibby: Where the hell is my bag of money?

NBD: They're bringing it up sir, we even put it in the bag with the big dollar sign on it like you asked.

Gibby: Literally, if you say another word to me I'm going to take your little Swingline here, staple your arms and legs together and leave you in the women's bathroom.

Welcome back to Detroit Gibby, we'll always love you here. I hope you get swept.