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Streaking Through America’s Most Disgusting City

Columbus is a shithole.

It's close enough to late November for me to just say that, outright. It's a terrible place inhabited by the world's worst sports fans. Worse than Denver, back when they used to care about hockey. Worse than St. Louis, where their most popular hockey blog poked fun at Vladimir Konstantinov after the accident.

Ohio State fans, for those of you who've visited that cess pool for a Michigan/Ohio game, are not even amusing, not there. They're just pathetically vile.

And because so many Blue Jacket fans are naturally Ohio fans? They, especially when it suits a blog post, are equally disgusting.