There will be no advanced stats (other than the odd double entendre and perhaps poorly placed pun) used, I will be relying strictly on the eye test. Rankings are determined by two separate scores out of ten that are then combined for a score out of twenty.
If you remember that horrible preseason clickbaity shit that was designed solely to get people talking about the site that berthed it which said Lalonde was top five hot coaches, then you’ll know why this was created.
And if the entire concept of ranking the attractiveness of a whole bunch of old white dudes, just skip it and read this instead:
Anaheim Ducks forward Trevor Zegras made a special play on Wednesday and the referees spoiled the moment.