Happy Halloween (don’t @ me Australians)! Today I have for you a Very Serious Analytics Article about what the classic roles in scary movies (or horror comedies) are and I have very scientifically and mathematically determined who should play each role.
Bingo Bango let’s go!
Monsters, Murderers, Maliciousness, and Mick
Maybe the real monsters were the friends we made along the way.
Do I need to explain why our Junkyard Dog is a werewolf? No, I don’t. I will say he’s a mid-budget werewolf. He’s more than a dog mask and gorilla gloves or a closeup of a bat puppet.