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Just Wingin’ It

The Red Wings are not as good as their record. You know it. I know it. Hell, every time you hear Derek Lalonde talk, you can tell he knows it too.

How can we tell this? Oh there’s lots of good ways. My eye test tells me this. Heck, the eyes aren’t the only part of my body that tells me things have been tighter for the Wings. My puckering exercise routine should get me a sponsorship deal for wedgie-resistant underwear.

You can go to NHL.com and look at their own SAT% numbers that show us a proxy for puck possession.