If Red Wings players had Tinder

Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty ImagesDating in today’s age is tough.

From finding the right connection to avoiding the creeps, people in their 20s, 30s and beyond have to jump through countless hoops in hopes of finding The One. In today’s pandemic-laden, social media-filled era, this means the use of dating apps.

For those of you who live under a rock, Tinder is one of those apps, most popularly used by people in their early to mid 20s. What does Tinder have to do with hockey, you ask?

Patterns.

Like every hockey interview ever, Tinder is chock full of enough cliches to fill an 80s movie. Upon these patterns, we can make assumptions about humanity, hockey, and the Detroit Red Wings. This will…