In the event you haven't noticed, the Wings sit dead last in the NHL.
Jersey, Ottawa and Chicago all share point totals (43) but have all played more games.
Somewhere, in a house in suburban Detroit, the Red Wing GM (the secret one) must be sitting and silently hoping, or not so silently.
Hoping for more losses. Hoping to solidify our spot as 1 with a bullet in the Hughes sweepstakes.
Last is first and first is good, hopefully good enough to land the big prize. Gary's lottery will decide that.
The emperor posted a ditty about a Datsyuk/Detroit redux.