Greetings, hello, and well met fellow Red Wings fans! Are you having a fan identity crisis? Would you like to find your Red Wings nation state in one-minute or less? Do you like colorful shapes and lines? Would you like to identify with a basic object? Are you kinda bored right now?
If you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, then you’re in luck! Welcome to the very official and terrifically accurate Red Wings Fan Sorting Chart, where you will discover the emblem of your fandom.
Guaranteed to be found fun and/or stupid or I will give you all $0 of your money back!