Carlos Monarrez of the Detroit Free Press with some resolutons for the sports teams in Detroit and beyond:
Red Wings: More consistency and more of that fighting spirit. Don’t let anyone push you around, boys.
Also Red Wings: Oh, and stop all that darned winning. Start the tanking and give yourselves a good shot at Jack Hughes.
Dylan Larkin: The only captain’s C in the fall.
Steve Yzerman: A U-Haul truck and a one-way ticket back to Detroit.
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