Tonight, at 7:00 p.m. EST, the Detroit Pistons are on the road in the nation’s capital, where they will face the Washington Wizards. The Pistons are on one day of rest after beating the Nets on Saturday. The Wizards are also on one day of rest after getting blown out by the Karl-Anthony Towns-less Minnesota Timberwolves.
The Them:
The Wizards suck. They will probably suck all season, but they are a brand of suckiness that is plucky and shouldn’t be taken lightly. They come into tonight sporting the sixth-best offensive efficiency, scoring 109.