Detroit Pistons forward Blake Griffin was delivered from a faraway place and there have been whispers ever since. The whole thing could’ve been one of those movies they don’t make anymore. You know, with Seth Rogen.
A fading phenomenon scoring more endorsements than buckets … A lover leaving for another, younger ballplayer… And an anthropomorphic package of hotdogs overnight the face of the franchise to Detroit …
… But it wasn’t. The people of planet earth don’t want to watch the Detroit Pistons. The people of planet earth want to watch the stoner bro battle frat bros for the seventh time.