Hopium, a similar substance to copium, is a vitamin capable of lifting up wretched hearts, giving faith to the faithless and dreams to the insomniac. It’s always in high supply in Detroit in May, unless you happen to be the Detroit Tigers, in which case just abandon all hope and crawl into the pit you miserable bastards, how the hell are you this bad like this I can’t believe it nobody can’t hit nothing you even optioned Akil Baddoo ayyy lmao
Back to the Detroit Lions. The team has earned accolades and praises for its drafting prowess, and with national attention brings a measure of hope; maybe the Lions won’t be so bad this year.