The Hangover: This one ain't got no title

Brad Penner-USA TODAY SportsThe Hangover is a fevered attempt to collect thoughts on the NFL and anything else stuck in the craws of the brain on Tuesday* after all football has burned out. All opinions belong solely to the author and all facts belong to that evil new war god** of unfeeling thought.

*We're here a day early because we'll be talking plenty of Lions on Tuesday, come hell or high water. Let's sneak it in now.

**If you haven't clicked the link, you should. New music this week, thanks to Baroness, an amazing band any rock fan should be checking out.

Fireworks

The Panthers are 14-0 and have locked up the first-round bye with authority. But the record felt secondary to the crazed…