NFL Week 5 picks against the spread: Just dab it

Photo by Ned Dishman/NBAE via Getty ImagesAnother week, another slate of games.

I, Ryan, decided to take care of the introduction this time so Chris could have himself some reprieve. It’s what friends are for—and also to remind you that you need to have a stroke of luck this week to keep up with my pace. It is me, the pace car.

(All lines taken from Westgate Superbook around Wednesday evening)

Chris’s Record: 13-16

Ryan’s Record: 12-11

Green Bay at Dallas -3.5

Chris: The Battle of the Frauds is on in full effect. Who knows if Green Bay has truly earned its seat at the high table when they’re screwing up late-game decisions with galaxy brains? Who knows if Dallas actually has an offense? The line…