If you ever thought to yourself, “Man, Golden Tate is so bad, the Lions should just trade him and try to get SOMETHING back,” then this game was one for you. The Lions defense did everything it could to get the Lions a win on the road against their division rival Vikings and keep the team’s head above water, but the offense managed to look worse than any non-Nathan-Peterman-led group in the NFL. It was a real horror show, and while most of us are enjoying discounted Halloween candy, we were forced to watch a discounted offense that gave up more points to the other team than they scored themselves.
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