Lions vs. Raiders: What Just Happened?

Here we are, Lions fans! We’ve reached the fake football level of our climb to the return of Lions football. The Lions opened up the preseason with a 16-10 loss to the Oakland/Las Vegas/Los Angeles Raiders. If you were hoping for Jake Rudock after midnight, this was your kind of night. If you were hoping for a consistent pass rush, keep hoping.

Let’s get down to some quick business here. Every year, “What Just Happened” has a theme. In 2016, it was Fresh Prince. Last season, it was obscure 90s songs. That’s why you got to see videos like this in last year’s series.

This year, the themes continues. But for now—and possibly the rest of the year—the theme is just going to be me and all the wacky…