We are in the midst of the the proud and honored tradition of Festivus. We have just held the Airing of Grievances, scourging one another with words necessary to the season. That was the mental battle; now in Festivus tradition comes the test of physicality.
The Feats of Strength has not been held previously during Lions Festivus. We discussed matters and decided it would not be appropriate (or at least, feasible) to try to pin one another, and nobody really cares to challenge Jeremy to a Fortnite deathmatch—because that game is for children. [Editor’s note: 1v1 me, you cowards]
Instead, we settled upon our own version of the feats: we each have selected a moment from the past year of Detroit Lions happenings.