Matt Patricia, you may want to check your mail frequently and repeatedly. Because if your parents see the report card that you’re about to get, you’re going to be grounded. I hope you have the mailman’s schedule memorized and some whiteout handy, because you’re about to lose cell phone privileges for a month.
Here is the Detroit Lions’ Week 2 report card after their 42-21 loss to the Green Bay Packers.
Quarterback: D
Whether it’s due to the shortened offseason combined with almost a year off from football or some injury that he suffered early in the game, Matthew Stafford was not sharp at all in this game.