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Detroit Lions vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers: What Just Happened?

Me today:

That’s what the Lions do to me. That’s what the Lions do to you. They’re an alien from a Will Smith movie that’s wrapped their tentacles around you neck and forced you to talk for them. Instead of enjoying your post-Christmas Saturday, you got to “enjoy” the Lions getting beat 47-7 by Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

As always, I have thoughts on this game. These are those thoughts.

Embarrassing

Is anyone actually reading this column today? Do you really want me to just talk football?