While we can sit here and argue that Aidan Hutchinson is on track to becoming a Defensive Player of the Year candidate, or that Jared Goff could actually become an MVP candidate with another year similar to his 2024 campaign, it's just as fun to talk about some strange ways this season can go for the Detroit Lions.
We're talking absurdities of football that could very well impact the Lions this season (not actually, but for the sake of argument, bare with me). All the referees calling out sick, fans being called upon to play in the game due to a lack of healthy bodies, those types of absurdities.