We have moved into the second round of the 2022 Detroit Lions Name Bracket Tournament, and all remains relatively quiet. It was a pretty standard first round, with no devastating upset or tomfoolery in the voting process.
But as Name Bracket veterans will tell you, this is where things generally go wonky. The decisions get tougher, and the voters get more impatient. This is where the cracks in the foundation start to appear on the site, like a portal to the upside down. If we’re not careful, we will open up a rift to the underworld and release Vecna into our realm to plop our eyeballs out or force us to listen to that godforsaken “IF I COULD, MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD” (“Stranger Things” spoilers in that link) song to prevent our own damnation.