And you may find yourself
Listening to a mumbling Shaq
And you may find yourself
In the same two parts of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a four-time repeat
And you may find yourself in a basketball house
With a basketball wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Letting the days go by, let the playoffs get me down
Letting the days go by, parity going underground
Into the red again, after the cap is gone
Once in a lifetime, parity going underground
And you may ask yourself
Why am I doing this?