Normally, a news release warning of an incurable statewide outbreak would cause universal panic.
A widespread outbreak of Broncos Fever is spreading throughout Colorado, affecting all 64 counties, with reports of the condition reaching far beyond the state and stretching across the nation.
Broncos Fever is highly contagious; So far there seems to be no cure, and those afflicted will have to ride out the fever.
But this is not a normal news release. UCHealth — with tongue firmly planted in cheek — issued a legit-looking health warning for “Broncos Fever” on Wednesday, along with a video of a blue face-painted Broncos fan receiving his diagnosis (pretty sure releasing this video would violate HIPAA under normal circumstances).