‘Twas the week of the Denver Broncos Christmas matchup with the Los Angeles Rams,
And not a Broncos fan was stirring, because this season has been as heart damaging as Christmas yams.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Russell freaking Wilson, the $245 million quarterback would show us just a little bit of flare!
Broncos Country was snuggled all in their beds while visions of Sean Payton (or literally anyone not named Nathaniel Hackett... ) danced in their heads.
And Carrie Walton-Penner in her kerchief and Greg Penner in his cap, had just settled down for a long offseason (let’s be real) nap.