Current morning routine for Rockies fans: wake up, punch self.
Even as Jonas Valanciunas weighs whether to be a gyro for Panathinaikos or a hero for the Nuggets, there has never been a better time to be a fan of three of Colorado’s professional sports teams. Or a more appropriate time to wear a paper bag when watching the Local 9.
Diehards, give yourself a round of applause, you have earned this.
The Broncos, Avs, Nuggets and Rockies insist they want to win championships. Say, they do, anyway. The Rockies want to win a title the same way you want to win the lottery — with a $2 ticket and a whole lotta of luck.