A few minutes before kickoff, Thunder raced down the field and took a dump at the 5-yard line. It was not disgusting. It was foreshadowing.
It is not easy for them to underwhelm us anymore, but say this about the Broncos: Those procrastinators find a way. Man, are they good at grinding our teeth and putting us to sleep. The Broncos had nothing to gain — they were supposed to clobber the Raiders — other than to change the national narrative that they are a fraud contender.
Well, let’s just say the Chiefs, Bills, Colts and Patriots did not develop nervous ticks watching this offense.