HOUSTON — Maybe John Elway ain’t the sharpest knife in the place where they keep the knives, but it appears he has finally found a quarterback that not only has a star’s command, but is on a mission to protect Broncos Country from the dark forces of evil.
These are the adventures of Drew Lock of Star Command!
“He’s a (bleeping) rock star,” Broncos linebacker Von Miller declared Sunday, after Lock threw for 309 yards and three touchdown passes in a 38-24 thumping of the Houston Texans.
Hey, it’s cool if you call Lock what his friends in the Denver huddle do: Buzz Lightyear.