PARKER — The metaphor had four good wheels but forced her to walk anyway. Taylor Swift couldn’t write a song as sad as Samantha Ramirez’s 2023. Or sing it half as well.
Ramirez, 38, and her main squeeze, David Dunn, were working at the Waffle House in Cocoa Beach, Fla., when life’s compass pointed them north last September. Let’s get the heck out of the South, move to the mountains, buy a food truck, see the snow, start over.
“Sometimes, to get rid of bad juju,” Ramirez explained, “you’ve gotta make a move.”
Only the juju followed, ants chasing a picnic lunch.