Throw the phone book at him.
At all of them. If the NFL doesn’t levy suspensions against the Atlanta Falcons and their loose-lipped defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich, then the fines for their role in the Shedeur Sanders incident had best be legendary.
And don’t tell us to lighten up, Francis. Let’s run this scenario, and you tell me how it plays out at the end in 98% of corporate America.
Say you work for big pharma. Your company’s discovered hair tonic that’ll turn Elmer Fudd into Chris Pine overnight.