Happy United Day, fam! D.C. United will be playing Major League Soccer soccer tonight in the Buckeye State. Jason will have you covered with a preview of that game at FC Cincinnati later today, so keep your eyes peeled.
In the meantime, know that Pipa Higuain is ready.
I’ll start you off with some self-promotion for the latest episode of Filibuster. We talked about the pronunciation of Staunton, Va., and Bowie, Md., and Versailles, Ky., and we discussed the long list of players who will need to step up for the Black-and-Red to avoid a repeat of the poor showing in Orlando.