In November 2022 — just a scant three years from now — comes the next World Cup, in Qatar. This will set up one of the extraordinary, epic collisions in recorded human history:
(I know what you’re thinking: Why can’t I write about Baker Mayfield shaving his handlebar mustache or LeBron James’s triple-double frenzy, or at least preview which nations are favored to win the World Cup? You want that stuff, go subscribe to The Athletic or marry Skip Bayless.)
(Do the words “existential threat” mean anything to you? I have been inspired by the 16-year-old Swede, Greta Thunberg; it’s time to get up, get out and shout about something other than College Football Playoff rankings.