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Observations: Stars enter Ferris Bueller territory by leading NHL in this embarrassing category

"Nine times," Ed Rooney exclaimed with precise enunciation.

"Nine times," he said to Katie Bueller, who was shocked and surprised at the other end of the phone to hear how many times her darling son Ferris had been absent from school.

"Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller," Ed Rooney exclaimed.

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