“Hi, welcome to the Dallas Stars Restaurant! May I take your drink order?”
“Yes, I’d like a fresh ‘n frosty cola, please!”
“We only have poisoned vinegar served on the flat edge of a steak knife.”
“Pardon?”
“Nothing. I’ll have your drink right out in 59 minutes or so. Hope you enjoy your evening with us! Don’t forget to get your loser point delicious mint on the way out. They’re made in Plano!”
That Johnny Oduya penalty near the end of regulation was just foolish. A two-handed whack to the stick of a guy who is chasing a puck into the corner is all fine and dandy some of the time, but with a minute left in this game, a veteran defenseman needs to tie up his man.