The Dallas Stars are in Ottawa to take on the Senators tonight, and in honor of the faction of Sens fans that speak a different laguage, I wanted to start this game preview with a famous quote of the Great One's translated to French:
Vous savez ce que Wayne Gretzy a dit - "le gros fromage est à la bibliothèque verte odeur"
Well, I typed "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" and I think Google spit it out "The big cheese is at the stinky green library."
Oh, well. I had my opportunity, but I missed it.