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Analyzing the Competition Between Stephen Johns and Jamie Oleksiak

There is a parasite named Pleistophora Mulleri that likes to inhabit the muscles of Shrimp near Northern Ireland. Like most parasites, they have a creepy, violent sci-fi ability to influence their hosts. The ability? This little bugger influences these shrimp to eat their young.

Apologies in advance to any Dallas suits who liked to read this blog. I'm not saying the Dallas organization makes cannibals of their prospects. Just that Stephen Johns and Jamie Oleksiak might be feeling a little like violated Irish shrimp.

Granted, this is the fate of any prospect; sink or swim.