Afterwords: Khudobin’s Goal Support Arrives in Game 78

Here’s my secret strategy

It always works, because

The world doesn’t end

It just feels like it does

***

First off, let’s all take a moment of solemn remembrance for what it must be like to Be The Oilers© this season.

Okay, that’s long enough. All sympathy for Edmonton may now be expunged. This team has doubled down on its approach so many times over the years that I half expect Craig MacTavish to take a shift without a helmet in game 82 this year, just for old times’ sake.